Thursday, October 19, 2006

Questions

Questions

(Morgan)

Inspiration comes from the oddest places, in this case a TV commercial. Just seeing Ellen Degeneres doing an ad for...well, something...prompted me to ask myself "Just what is this woman still doing on television?" From there a list of questions I have for the universe popped out. Those who know me will not be surprised by the Howie Mandel reference.
This one was really close to the wire, hence the opening expletive.

Al: Questions

5 Comments:

Blogger Scott said...

I give you the answers:

(Don't peek before you fill out your sheets, and no looking at your neighbor's paper!.)

Imagination.
Ratings.
Dallas.
Digitaria Sanguinaris.
32.
Marketing.
Alcohol.
Hormones.
A different one for each person.
Dropped on his head as a child.
Buzz Aldrin.
Only if they're named Ben.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
An easily amused Public.
332.
Become a billionaire.
Dinner theatre.
When you were born, you were pulled
out by one foot & got stuck
Spend all your money.
The universe implodes.
Special glasses.
Yes.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Allan said...

Wow. Now I have to go back and recheck the questions. Ken Jennings, eat your heart out!

11:08 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

Actually, on the one that says "332", I couldn't understand the question, so I punted.

3:20 AM  
Blogger Eric Nilsson said...

332 actually would the answer to "How many songs will Al ACTUALLY have posted in one year?" Ha Ha Ha Ha!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Allan said...

I'm sure there's SOME planet out there with a solar year of 332 days, so technically I could possibly still get away with it...

11:43 PM  

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